Leave a Message or Talk to Yourself Thread
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Re: Leave a Message or Talk to Yourself Thread
by JustaMan on Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:13 pm
Howdy T. You do know what day it is don't you?
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Re: Leave a Message or Talk to Yourself Thread
by TrainofThought on Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:34 pm
Hump, my hump, my hump is in my trunk. 
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Re: Leave a Message or Talk to Yourself Thread
by AmandaLyn on Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:33 pm
**wonders while looking at a newspaper picture of the Prime Minister if there is some significance to the fact that this year Canada Day is also Hump Day**
**read article**
Yup... sad but true.
Happy Humpy Canada Day!!
**read article**
Yup... sad but true.
Happy Humpy Canada Day!!
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Here's a Funny for the Day!
by TrainofThought on Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:42 pm
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'
Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers! '
They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'
Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'
Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers! '
They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'
Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'
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Re: Leave a Message or Talk to Yourself Thread
by JustaMan on Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:49 pm
"The best laid plans of mice and men often go astray." -(Steinbeck)
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Re: Leave a Message or Talk to Yourself Thread
by TrainofThought on Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:15 am
Good Morning, Blocksters! I'm sure you're all already starting your vacation, or about to so just be careful and have fun.
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Re: Leave a Message or Talk to Yourself Thread
by JustaMan on Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:31 pm
Vacation?? You mean we get a vacation?
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Re: Leave a Message or Talk to Yourself Thread
by Poetic Petunia on Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:56 pm
I think we shall forgo the vacation this year.. instead, as a family..we
should build an ARK!!!!
It's raining again.. and again.. and again..
double up everybody
should build an ARK!!!!
It's raining again.. and again.. and again..
double up everybody
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Re: Leave a Message or Talk to Yourself Thread
by JustaMan on Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:09 pm
I would take a little of your rain right now, I'm beginning to miss it.
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Re: Leave a Message or Talk to Yourself Thread
by Poetic Petunia on Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:42 pm
Seriously, JaM
Just bring your canoe and have at it :)
Just bring your canoe and have at it :)
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Re: Leave a Message or Talk to Yourself Thread
by Kerr on Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:35 am
ROLF! I just got to T's joke. 
Okay, here's one I found today.
An elephant asks a camel, "Why do you have your breasts up on your back?"
The camel looks at the elephant in disbelief. "That's funny coming from someone who has a penis in the middle of their face."
Okay, here's one I found today.An elephant asks a camel, "Why do you have your breasts up on your back?"
The camel looks at the elephant in disbelief. "That's funny coming from someone who has a penis in the middle of their face."
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Re: Leave a Message or Talk to Yourself Thread
by TrainofThought on Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:28 am
LOL!Kerr wrote:ROLF! I just got to T's joke.
An elephant asks a camel, "Why do you have your breasts up on your back?"
The camel looks at the elephant in disbelief. "That's funny coming from someone who has a penis in the middle of their face."
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Re: Leave a Message or Talk to Yourself Thread
by Kerr on Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:41 pm
Morning Blockies! Hope you all have a really explosively great 4th. We're heading with the kids to a picnic party at a friend's across from the racetrack. They have the best fireworks around tonight.
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Re: Leave a Message or Talk to Yourself Thread
by TrainofThought on Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:34 pm
Be safe, everyone! I'm headed out to my sister's for a little food and relaxation. Enjoy your day and keep away from the nuts. Okay, I'm nowhere near any of you but there are a lot more of me out there. 
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Re: Leave a Message or Talk to Yourself Thread
by JustaMan on Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:04 pm
Hope you have a fun day, to anyone around today.
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