Re: The Last Person to Post in this Thread is the Winner!!!

[HeronW]

Specially for Our Mary Moose:

A long time ago, when the Earth was green
There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
They'd run around free while the Earth was being born
And the loveliest of all was the moosicorn.

There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the moosicorn.

The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain
And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain"
He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do
Build me a floating zoo,
and take some of those...

Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget My moosicorns.

Old Noah was there to answer the call
He finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall
He marched the animals two by two
And he called out as they came through
Hey Lord,

I've got green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn
I just can't find no moosicorns"

And Noah looked out through the driving rain
Them moosicorns were hiding, playing silly games
Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling
Oh, them silly moosicorns.

There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Noah cried, "Close the door because the rain is falling
And we just can't wait for no moosicorns"

The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide
The moosicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
That's why you never see moosicorns to this very day.

You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no moosicorns.

Now you might think this is the ending to the song,
But I'll have to tell you friends that in fact you're wrong
You see, Moosicorns are magical, so when the rain started pouring,
They grew themselves some wings and they took to soaring.

You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
But if you're looking for the moosicorns, don't be forlorn,
The second star to the right and straight on until morning.

[TurKeyLurKey]

I have that song on my children's play list. A classic. :) Especially with the moosicorn part.

[AmandaLyn]

perfect medicine, Heron. Thanks.

[HeronW]

See, she's so enthralled with the song she didn't notice the paint job!

JaM--we wanted green plaid not purple & pink spots... sigh, so hard to get good help nowadays. Loves ya Mary!

[AmandaLyn]

*heaves huge sigh*
i thought i had some new kind of moose-pox or something.

back at ya...

[TrainofThought]

*throws water on Moose to watch her melt*

Oh wait that only works for a witch. Where's that Petunia chick? LOL!

[Poetic Petunia]

Har Har Har.. but go on.. you may call me a witch.. I'll be the wicked wench of the east

[AmandaLyn]

**hopes ToT's water will at least melt a percentage of moose-iliciouslness**

[akiwiguy]

Hmmm, no whips P?

** ponders the implications to us hitherto-enslaved-masses **

[Poetic Petunia]

Kiwi, I had a hell of a time trying to find an Irish Dominatrix..
finally, I said screw it..y'all know I got a whip and I know how to use it..

[AmandaLyn]

**rubs welts on moose hiney**
yup.
don't piss her off.

[akiwiguy]

I need more sheep. Sheep follow blindly. They will become my disciples. We will be feared. We shall ovethrow despots, disperse their ill-gotten gains amongst the humble and needy. Especially me. We'll all be equals, kind of. Say, this could make a good story.

[Poetic Petunia]

Sheep Sharing .. OH I KILL ME

[akiwiguy]

OH I KILL EWE TOO!

[Poetic Petunia]

Wool ewe pleeeeeese stop .. I don't know if I can take all this pun