What I Learned Today......

I learned that no matter where I go.. it rains..

i learned that just when you think it can't get any hotter.... it does

oh, and i learned that swimming in a pool that is 96 degrees F is NOT refreshing at all.

I learned that if we could hand select our family members.. I'd have two fewer sisters and one less father in law.

I wonder, is it wrong to sell them on Ebay or Craigslist?
Seriously, with the father in law, you'd always have clean floors. Noooo, he does not mop them.. he spills his coffee all over the place, little puddles, so you will be mopping, constantly.

Now, with the sisters, you'll never have to worry about being bored or inactive. They will keep your head spinning and make all simple situations turn into a major pain in the ass.

Soooo, anyone wish to start the bidding??

i would just add one or two relatives of my own to the deal.

Hey, we could start a trend

The old days, we just set up a lemonade stand on the front lawn.. hmmm
Mary, do you have a sharpie pen? we could just cross out the lemonade, write "Relatives" and sell them for 50cents each

we may need a slightly better sales pitch than that...

hmmm you want I should do some advertising

Oh, I gots an idear.. this will work. It's fool proof
Sex sells, it's a well known fact. Put a broad in a bikini and you could sell shit to a manure farmer..
I'll just put up pictures of my sisters ... they will be sold in no time..

yup.... that should work fine

Thanks Mary
now I'll just sit and wait for the bids to come in

i learned today to NOT piss off P.

Nor should you piss ON her

he he he he



ewwwwwwwwww.

LMAO.. yanno.. the minute I typed it.. I thought .. oh oh.. but then said
"screw it"