Limericks by the Line
Page 12 of 29 • 
1 ... 7 ... 11, 12, 13 ... 20 ... 29 
Re: Limericks by the Line
by TurKeyLurKey on Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:52 pm
On Thanksgiving our turkey will hide
Finding refuge in some shack outside
But stuffing needs turkey
so don't be a jerk-ee
Eat stuffing with tofu on the side.
Finding refuge in some shack outside
But stuffing needs turkey
so don't be a jerk-ee
Eat stuffing with tofu on the side.
TurKeyLurKey-
Number of posts: 1148
genre: Adventures
Points: 385
REPPIES: 76
Registration date: 2008-08-03 -
Re: Limericks by the Line
by AmandaLyn on Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:55 pm
A buzzard flew high over head
_________________
As my dear old pappy used to say, 'If you can't dazzle them with diamonds, baffle them with bullshit'.
Just spectorating on the daffodillies of my mind
Life is full of fluffy daffodileyes just waitin round the bend.
http://tleinsl.com/ More than just a dream!!
AmandaLyn- Admin
-
Number of posts: 8425
Location: painted into a corner
|: by Bambi, Dash and a big pink bird
genre: whoror
Points: 3959
REPPIES: 233
Registration date: 2008-08-01 -
Re: Limericks by the Line
by TurKeyLurKey on Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:56 pm
A buzzard flew high over head
Hovering above something dead
Hovering above something dead
TurKeyLurKey-
Number of posts: 1148
genre: Adventures
Points: 385
REPPIES: 76
Registration date: 2008-08-03 -
Re: Limericks by the Line
by AmandaLyn on Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:00 pm
A buzzard flew high over head
Hovering above something dead
So he swooped very low
Hovering above something dead
So he swooped very low
_________________
As my dear old pappy used to say, 'If you can't dazzle them with diamonds, baffle them with bullshit'.
Just spectorating on the daffodillies of my mind
Life is full of fluffy daffodileyes just waitin round the bend.
http://tleinsl.com/ More than just a dream!!
AmandaLyn- Admin
-
Number of posts: 8425
Location: painted into a corner
|: by Bambi, Dash and a big pink bird
genre: whoror
Points: 3959
REPPIES: 233
Registration date: 2008-08-01 -
Re: Limericks by the Line
by TurKeyLurKey on Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:10 pm
A buzzard flew high over head
Hovering above something dead
So he swooped very low
But a little too slow
Hovering above something dead
So he swooped very low
But a little too slow
TurKeyLurKey-
Number of posts: 1148
genre: Adventures
Points: 385
REPPIES: 76
Registration date: 2008-08-03 -
Re: Limericks by the Line
by Kerr on Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:46 pm
A buzzard flew high over head
Hovering above something dead
So he swooped very low
But a little too slow
And ended on the menu instead.
Hovering above something dead
So he swooped very low
But a little too slow
And ended on the menu instead.
Kerr-
Number of posts: 2326
Location: out there
|: dreaming of walls so I can be in here
genre: cold and scary -- real cold and real scary
favorite author(s): Thomas Hardy -- seriously, do they come much scarier than that!!
favorite work(s): Clan Of The Cave Bear, Pooh On You
Points: 969
REPPIES: 127
Registration date: 2008-08-02
Kerr-
Number of posts: 2326
Location: out there
|: dreaming of walls so I can be in here
genre: cold and scary -- real cold and real scary
favorite author(s): Thomas Hardy -- seriously, do they come much scarier than that!!
favorite work(s): Clan Of The Cave Bear, Pooh On You
Points: 969
REPPIES: 127
Registration date: 2008-08-02
Re: Limericks by the Line
by AmandaLyn on Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:36 am
"My Mackintosh has a worm in it!
It's butt is here right where I bit."
It's butt is here right where I bit."
_________________
As my dear old pappy used to say, 'If you can't dazzle them with diamonds, baffle them with bullshit'.
Just spectorating on the daffodillies of my mind
Life is full of fluffy daffodileyes just waitin round the bend.
http://tleinsl.com/ More than just a dream!!
AmandaLyn- Admin
-
Number of posts: 8425
Location: painted into a corner
|: by Bambi, Dash and a big pink bird
genre: whoror
Points: 3959
REPPIES: 233
Registration date: 2008-08-01 -
Re: Limericks by the Line
by Anthony Matias on Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:07 am
"My Mackintosh has a worm in it!
It's butt is here right where I bit."
Now no thanks to Mac,
It's butt is here right where I bit."
Now no thanks to Mac,
Anthony Matias-
Number of posts: 364
Age: 38
Location: Oregon
Points: 68
REPPIES: 10
Registration date: 2008-08-01
Re: Limericks by the Line
by TurKeyLurKey on Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:07 am
"My Mackintosh has a worm in it!
It's butt is here right where I bit."
Now no thanks to Mac,
That worm is my snack.
It's butt is here right where I bit."
Now no thanks to Mac,
That worm is my snack.
TurKeyLurKey-
Number of posts: 1148
genre: Adventures
Points: 385
REPPIES: 76
Registration date: 2008-08-03 -
Re: Limericks by the Line
by HeronW on Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:44 am
"My Mackintosh has a worm in it!
It's butt is here right where I bit."
Now no thanks to Mac,
That worm is my snack.
and on my lips is worm sh*t!
There once was a Lobster named Daves
It's butt is here right where I bit."
Now no thanks to Mac,
That worm is my snack.
and on my lips is worm sh*t!
There once was a Lobster named Daves
_________________
Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here http://heronw.blogspot.com/
Avatar: Detail from Mask by Linda Bergkvist furiae.com
Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon
1: Sorceress' Game 117 K - editing again
2: Soul Teind 92 K done
3: Balanced Scales 92 K done
4: Secrets to Keep 22.5+
5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+
HeronW-
Number of posts: 1340
Age: 52
Location: Between the Med, the Dead, and the Red
|: my muse has fangs, claws, and is menopausal
genre: fantasy, sci-fi, horror, and parody when the first three don't work
favorite author(s): C.L. Moore, Tanith Lee, Sherri Tepper
favorite work(s): Beauty--S. Tepper; Red as Blood/ & White as Snow--T. Lee; From the Legend of Beil--Mary Staton
Points: 149
REPPIES: 59
Registration date: 2008-08-01 -
Re: Limericks by the Line
by Kerr on Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:22 pm
There once was a Lobster named Daves
who had a big claw that he waved
who had a big claw that he waved
Kerr-
Number of posts: 2326
Location: out there
|: dreaming of walls so I can be in here
genre: cold and scary -- real cold and real scary
favorite author(s): Thomas Hardy -- seriously, do they come much scarier than that!!
favorite work(s): Clan Of The Cave Bear, Pooh On You
Points: 969
REPPIES: 127
Registration date: 2008-08-02
Re: Limericks by the Line
by shakeysix on Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:15 pm
there once was a lobtser named daves
who had a big claw that he waves
as for a neck....
who had a big claw that he waves
as for a neck....
shakeysix-
Number of posts: 515
Location: st. john, kansas
|: spanish teacher-- photography, gardening, reading
genre: nuckin' futz
favorite author(s): p.g. wodehouse, somerset maugham, m.k. rawlings, w.c. williams,booth trakington, mark twain, dylan thomas, willa cather
favorite work(s): too many to list
Points: 166
REPPIES: 24
Registration date: 2008-08-02
Re: Limericks by the Line
by AmandaLyn on Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:47 pm
there once was a lobtser named daves
who had a big claw that he waves
as for a neck....
don't need one, by heck
who had a big claw that he waves
as for a neck....
don't need one, by heck
_________________
As my dear old pappy used to say, 'If you can't dazzle them with diamonds, baffle them with bullshit'.
Just spectorating on the daffodillies of my mind
Life is full of fluffy daffodileyes just waitin round the bend.
http://tleinsl.com/ More than just a dream!!
AmandaLyn- Admin
-
Number of posts: 8425
Location: painted into a corner
|: by Bambi, Dash and a big pink bird
genre: whoror
Points: 3959
REPPIES: 233
Registration date: 2008-08-01 -
Re: Limericks by the Line
by Kerr on Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:59 am
there once was a lobtser named daves
who had a big claw that he waves
as for a neck....
don't need one, by heck,
just the bit what makes eyebrows raises.
~~~
When Sir Galahad jousts with his lance
who had a big claw that he waves
as for a neck....
don't need one, by heck,
just the bit what makes eyebrows raises.
~~~
When Sir Galahad jousts with his lance
Kerr-
Number of posts: 2326
Location: out there
|: dreaming of walls so I can be in here
genre: cold and scary -- real cold and real scary
favorite author(s): Thomas Hardy -- seriously, do they come much scarier than that!!
favorite work(s): Clan Of The Cave Bear, Pooh On You
Points: 969
REPPIES: 127
Registration date: 2008-08-02
Page 12 of 29 • 1 ... 7 ... 11, 12, 13 ... 20 ... 29
Permissions of this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum