Limericks by the Line
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by JustaMan on Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:20 am
On a boat he could never dwell
Without constantly being seasick as hell
So he stayed at the dock
Without constantly being seasick as hell
So he stayed at the dock
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by AmandaLyn on Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:38 pm
On a boat he could never dwell
Without constantly being seasick as hell
So he stayed at the dock
Where he'd just sit and talk
Without constantly being seasick as hell
So he stayed at the dock
Where he'd just sit and talk
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by JustaMan on Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:25 pm
On a boat he never could dwell
Without constantly being seasick as hell
So he stayed at the dock
Where he'd just sit and talk
Swearing he could never sail
Without constantly being seasick as hell
So he stayed at the dock
Where he'd just sit and talk
Swearing he could never sail
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by CRS on Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:18 pm
The old man had a hole in his shoe
That a tube from his pants went right through
That a tube from his pants went right through
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by HeronW on Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:46 pm
The old man had a hole in his shoe
That a tube from his pants went right through
he'd water the flowers
That a tube from his pants went right through
he'd water the flowers
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by JustaMan on Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:50 pm
The old man had a hole in his shoe
That a tube from his pants went right thru
He' water the flowers
With the strangest of showers
That a tube from his pants went right thru
He' water the flowers
With the strangest of showers
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by CRS on Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:40 pm
The old man had a hole in his shoe
That a tube from his pants went right thru
He' water the flowers
With the strangest of showers
But at least it wasn't with doo
That a tube from his pants went right thru
He' water the flowers
With the strangest of showers
But at least it wasn't with doo
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by AmandaLyn on Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:11 pm
Lovely LuLu could sing like a lark
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by JustaMan on Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:18 pm
Lovely Lulu could sing like a lark
Even better in absolute dark
Even better in absolute dark
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by AmandaLyn on Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:19 pm
Lovely Lulu could sing like a lark
Even better in absolute dark
Till she stubbed her big toe
Even better in absolute dark
Till she stubbed her big toe
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by JustaMan on Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:25 pm
Lovely Lulu could sing like a lark
Even better in absolute dark
Till she stubbed her big toe
Cause she didn't walk slow
Even better in absolute dark
Till she stubbed her big toe
Cause she didn't walk slow
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by Kerr on Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:19 am
Lovely Lulu could sing like a lark
Even better in absolute dark
Till she stubbed her big toe
Cause she didn't walk slow
When her turn came to board Noah's ark.
Chewbaka chewed and politely belched
Even better in absolute dark
Till she stubbed her big toe
Cause she didn't walk slow
When her turn came to board Noah's ark.
Chewbaka chewed and politely belched
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by AmandaLyn on Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:21 am
Chewbaka chewed and politely belched
while Han Solo on a deal had welched
while Han Solo on a deal had welched
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by JustaMan on Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:11 pm
Chewbaka chewed and politely belched
while Han Solo on a deal had welched
So they fled from the city
while Han Solo on a deal had welched
So they fled from the city
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