Limericks by the Line

Chewbaka chewed and politely belched
while Han Solo on a deal had welched
So they fled from the city
in the M. Falcon so pretty

Chewbaka chewed and politely belched
while Han Solo on a deal had welched
So they fled from the city
in the M. Falcon so pretty
SINGIN A SWEET SOFT RHYTHMICAL DITTY

This is one of my own.

From the town of Whatchamacallit,
Came the once renowned Jack-of-all-it,
But his God-damned hammer had a broken off V'
While his pliers had slipped and become a C,
So he became an over-all-haulic.
Or is that overhaul-all-ick?

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM KERR, WHO

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM KERR, WHO
HAD ONE FERAL CAT, AND THEN TWO

Kerr wrote:THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM KERR, WHO
HAD ONE FERAL CAT, AND THEN TWO

SHE FED THEM SOME NIP AND ONE DID A FLIP, WHILE

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM KERR, WHO
HAD ONE FERAL CAT, AND THEN TWO
SHE FED THEM SOME NIP AND ONE DID A FLIP, WHILE
WHEN IT POUNCED ON THE OTHER--CAT STYLE

Kerr wrote:THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM KERR, WHO
HAD ONE FERAL CAT, AND THEN TWO
SHE FED THEM SOME NIP AND ONE DID A FLIP, WHILE
WHEN IT POUNCED ON THE OTHER--CAT STYLE

AS WELL AS THE LADY FROM KERR, SHE QUIPPED-

IT IS EARLY KIDS-DO LIMERICKS HAVE MORE THAN A CERTAIN NUMBER OF LINES-I AM A LIMERICK DUNCE?

LOL... yeah, hon... limericks have 5 lines.


New York is a city so fair

New York is a city so fair
But you can get lost there

New York is a city so fair
But you can get lost there.
Under P's watchful eye

New York is a city so fair
But you can get lost there
Under P's watchful eye
We'll be super sly

New York is a city so fair
But you can get lost there
Under P's watchful eye
We'll be super sly
And give the big apple a scare



I once met a hooker from Spain

I once met a hooker from Spain
who stood in a plain in the rain

I once met a hooker from Spain
who stood in a plain in the rain
She picked up a hot fella