Limericks by the Line

I once met a hooker from Spain
who stood in a plain in the rain
She picked up a hot fella
That was soft like marshmella

I once met a hooker from Spain
Who stood in a plain in the rain
She picked up a fella
That was soft like marshmella
But of course she never complained


I once got lost in a fog

I once got lost in a fog
So I got me a seeing eye dog

I once got lost in a fog
So I got me a seeing eye dog
But for a hydrant it stopped

I once got lost in a fog
So I got me a seeing eye dog
But for a hydrant it stopped
And poop too, he dropped

I once got lost in a fog
So I got me a seeing eye dog
But for a hydrant it stopped
And poop too, he dropped

I ignored and pretended
but his shit never ended

I once got lost in a fog
So I got me a seeing eye dog
But for a hydrant it stopped
And poop too, he dropped
Then he stepped on a frog.

P., am I going to have to bop YOU on the head. Limericks! Ain't you Arish?

I ignored and pretended
but his shit never ended
So I bought me a baseball bat

Yeah I's Ayerish.. and what's wrong with me fecking addition to yer poem

thanks for the bop.. I can see why ya loyk em so much

Nevermind, just add the next line.

lemme know when you guys ar ready to start a noo one, cause i think i got a line about the cows from hell.

I ignored and pretended
but his shit never ended
So I bought me a baseball bat
And said that's enough of that




OK, Mary either find a cow line, or they will be the next start.

JustaMan wrote:Nevermind, just add the next line.

*Thinks JaM is getting a little demanding.. I think I shall break out my trusty new WHIP*

There once were two cows from hell

There once were two cows from hell
I strung up their tails with a bell

There once were two cows from hell
I strung up their tails with a bell
They jumped over the wire