Re: Limericks by the Line

by **Poetic Petunia** on Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:13 am

There once were two cows from hell
I strung up their tails with a bell
They jumped over the wire
setting great balls afire

by **AmandaLyn** on Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:18 am

There once were two cows from hell
I strung up their tails with a bell
They jumped over the wire
setting great balls afire
Now they're beef on the hoof, roasted well.

i had a wee fish in a bowl...

by **Poetic Petunia** on Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:19 am

I had a wee fish in a bowl
he liked to take an evening stroll

by **JustaMan** on Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:29 pm

I had a wee fish in a bowl
he liked to take an evening stroll
Out of the water he flipped

by **AmandaLyn** on Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:38 pm

I had a wee fish in a bowl
he liked to take an evening stroll
Out of the water he flipped
On my ass I then slipped

by **Poetic Petunia** on Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:07 am

I had a wee fish in a bowl
he liked to take an evening stroll
Out of the water he flipped
On my ass I then slipped
on a lettuce bed in a roll

I once met a chap with a limp

by **AmandaLyn** on Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:25 am

i once met a chap with a limp
who's very best friend was a chimp

by **Poetic Petunia** on Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:31 am

i once met a chap with a limp
who's very best friend was a chimp
they swung vine to vine

by **AmandaLyn** on Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:33 am

i once met a chap with a limp
who's very best friend was a chimp
they swung vine to vine
"I'll pull yours, you pull mine"

by **Poetic Petunia** on Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:49 am

i once met a chap with a limp
who's very best friend was a chimp
they swung vine to vine
"I'll pull yours, you pull mine
now there's a pimp of a chimp with a limp

I came upon a sight so odd

by **AmandaLyn** on Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:52 am

I came upon a sight so odd
Old Shamus, making love to a cod

by **Poetic Petunia** on Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:56 am

I came upon a sight so odd
Old Shamus, making love to a cod
I wish he'd a finnish

by **AmandaLyn** on Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:59 am

I came upon a sight so odd
Old Shamus, making love to a cod
I wish he'd a finnish
without wedding it's sinnish

by **JustaMan** on Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:09 pm

I came upon a sight so odd
Old Shamus, making love to a cod
I wish he'd a finnish
without wedding it's sinnish
But he just really loved its bod.

I once knew a girl so tan

by **AmandaLyn** on Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:30 am

I once knew a girl so tan.
I was sure it came out of a can