Limericks by the Line
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by Poetic Petunia on Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:35 am
I once knew a girl so tan.
I was sure it came out of a can
twas the orange glow
I was sure it came out of a can
twas the orange glow
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by AmandaLyn on Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:36 am
I once knew a girl so tan.
I was sure it came out of a can
twas the orange glow
from her head to her toe
I was sure it came out of a can
twas the orange glow
from her head to her toe
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Just spectorating on the daffodillies of my mind
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by Poetic Petunia on Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:47 am
I once knew a girl so tan.
I was sure it came out of a can
twas the orange glow
from her head to her toe
and the fact she spoke Mexican
That Siberian Eskimo
I was sure it came out of a can
twas the orange glow
from her head to her toe
and the fact she spoke Mexican
That Siberian Eskimo
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by AmandaLyn on Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:49 am
That Siberian Eskimo
named Muktuk Mucaluk Jo
named Muktuk Mucaluk Jo
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by Poetic Petunia on Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:02 am
That Siberian Eskimo
named Muktuk Mucaluk Jo
she slipped and slopped
named Muktuk Mucaluk Jo
she slipped and slopped
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by AmandaLyn on Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:06 am
That Siberian Eskimo
named Muktuk Mucaluk Jo
she slipped and slopped
on the ice then she flopped
named Muktuk Mucaluk Jo
she slipped and slopped
on the ice then she flopped
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by JustaMan on Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:01 pm
That Siberian Eskimo
named Muktuk Mucaluk Jo
she slipped and slopped
on the ice then she flopped
she was an Eskimo ho.
Black Bart was proud of his gun
named Muktuk Mucaluk Jo
she slipped and slopped
on the ice then she flopped
she was an Eskimo ho.
Black Bart was proud of his gun
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by AmandaLyn on Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:46 pm
Black Bart was proud of his gun
and the way it made sissy-boys run
and the way it made sissy-boys run
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by JustaMan on Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:39 pm
Black Bart was proud of his gun
and the way it made sissy-boys run.
He strode around town
and the way it made sissy-boys run.
He strode around town
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by AmandaLyn on Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:42 pm
Black Bart was proud of his gun
and the way it made sissy-boys run.
He strode around town
pistol up, zipper down
(fears this could turn into a Biff and Bob limerick now...)
and the way it made sissy-boys run.
He strode around town
pistol up, zipper down
(fears this could turn into a Biff and Bob limerick now...)
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As my dear old pappy used to say, 'If you can't dazzle them with diamonds, baffle them with bullshit'.
Just spectorating on the daffodillies of my mind
Life is full of fluffy daffodileyes just waitin round the bend.
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by JustaMan on Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:46 pm
Black Bart was proud of his gun
and the way it made sissy-boys run.
He strode around town
pistol up, zipper down
Saying give us a kiss hon.
(fears this could turn into a Biff and Bob limerick now...)[/quote]
Thanks for the ending inspiration...
Daily, she walked her little dog
and the way it made sissy-boys run.
He strode around town
pistol up, zipper down
Saying give us a kiss hon.
(fears this could turn into a Biff and Bob limerick now...)[/quote]
Thanks for the ending inspiration...Daily, she walked her little dog
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by Poetic Petunia on Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:08 am
Daily, she walked her little dog
watching him whiz on abandoned log
watching him whiz on abandoned log
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by davids on Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:09 am
Poetic Petunia wrote:Daily, she walked her little dog
watching him whiz on abandoned log
no stump to rump his quizzed schlong, just
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by JustaMan on Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:06 pm
Daily, she walked her little dog
watching him whiz on abandoned log
no stump to rump his quizzed schlong, just
he knew his bladder about to bust
watching him whiz on abandoned log
no stump to rump his quizzed schlong, just
he knew his bladder about to bust
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Re: Limericks by the Line
by AmandaLyn on Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:39 pm
Daily, she walked her little dog
watching him whiz on abandoned log
no stump to rump his quizzed schlong, just
he knew his bladder about to bust
So come on, Biff and give us a schnogg
The yankees were down by two hits
watching him whiz on abandoned log
no stump to rump his quizzed schlong, just
he knew his bladder about to bust
So come on, Biff and give us a schnogg
The yankees were down by two hits
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