Limericks by the Line
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Limericks by the Line
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There once was a writer of verse...
There once was a writer of verse...
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As my dear old pappy used to say, 'If you can't dazzle them with diamonds, baffle them with bullshit'.

Just spectorating on the daffodillies of my mind

Life is full of fluffy daffodileyes just waitin round the bend.
http://tleinsl.com/ More than just a dream!!
Re: Limericks by the Line
There once was a writer of verse...
whose mind was a quandry of terse...
whose mind was a quandry of terse...
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el lobsterino is back in town! 
Time is not a memorial
it is the pasture where man lies in wait
The lugubrious Lobs
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

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Re: Limericks by the Line
There once was a writer of verse...
whose mind was a quandry of terse...
Till she found a great site
whose mind was a quandry of terse...
Till she found a great site
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As my dear old pappy used to say, 'If you can't dazzle them with diamonds, baffle them with bullshit'.

Just spectorating on the daffodillies of my mind

Life is full of fluffy daffodileyes just waitin round the bend.
http://tleinsl.com/ More than just a dream!!
Re: Limericks by the Line
There once was a writer of verse...
whose mind was a quandry of terse...
Till she found a great site
That made her free as a kite
whose mind was a quandry of terse...
Till she found a great site
That made her free as a kite
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There once was a writer of verse...
whose mind was a quandry of terse...
Till she found a great site
That made her free as a kite
till she floundered on averse tra-verse.
whose mind was a quandry of terse...
Till she found a great site
That made her free as a kite
till she floundered on averse tra-verse.
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el lobsterino is back in town! 
Time is not a memorial
it is the pasture where man lies in wait
The lugubrious Lobs
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

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Re: Limericks by the Line
There once was a most brilliant turkey
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As my dear old pappy used to say, 'If you can't dazzle them with diamonds, baffle them with bullshit'.

Just spectorating on the daffodillies of my mind

Life is full of fluffy daffodileyes just waitin round the bend.
http://tleinsl.com/ More than just a dream!!
Re: Limericks by the Line
There once was a most brilliant turkey
who disguised as a moose did lur-key (you knew that was coming!)
who disguised as a moose did lur-key (you knew that was coming!)
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Re: Limericks by the Line
There once was a most brilliant turkey
who disguised as a moose did lur-key (you knew that was coming!)
so filled with afront
who disguised as a moose did lur-key (you knew that was coming!)
so filled with afront
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el lobsterino is back in town! 
Time is not a memorial
it is the pasture where man lies in wait
The lugubrious Lobs
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

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Re: Limericks by the Line
he deemed it wise to punt (not my first rhyme choice but i had to keep to decency--s6)

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Re: Limericks by the Line
There once was a most brilliant turkey
who disguised as a moose did lur-key
so filled with afront
He deemed it wise to punt
And now that lurking turkey is jerky!
who disguised as a moose did lur-key
so filled with afront
He deemed it wise to punt
And now that lurking turkey is jerky!
Re: Limericks by the Line
There once was a maid from Des Moines
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el lobsterino is back in town! 
Time is not a memorial
it is the pasture where man lies in wait
The lugubrious Lobs
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

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Re: Limericks by the Line
There once was a maid from Des Moines
The convent she wanted to join
The convent she wanted to join
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As my dear old pappy used to say, 'If you can't dazzle them with diamonds, baffle them with bullshit'.

Just spectorating on the daffodillies of my mind

Life is full of fluffy daffodileyes just waitin round the bend.
http://tleinsl.com/ More than just a dream!!
Re: Limericks by the Line
There once was a maid from Des Moines
The convent she wanted to join
But one look at their rules
The convent she wanted to join
But one look at their rules
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There is not one big cosmic meaning for all,
there is only the meaning we each give to our life,
an individual meaning, an individual plot,
like an individual novel, a book for each person.
-- Anais Nin

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Re: Limericks by the Line
There once was a maid from Des Moines
The convent she wanted to join
But one look at their rules
Made her say they were fools
The convent she wanted to join
But one look at their rules
Made her say they were fools
_________________
As my dear old pappy used to say, 'If you can't dazzle them with diamonds, baffle them with bullshit'.

Just spectorating on the daffodillies of my mind

Life is full of fluffy daffodileyes just waitin round the bend.
http://tleinsl.com/ More than just a dream!!
Re: Limericks by the Line
There once was a maid from Des Moines
The convent she wanted to join
But one look at their rules
Made her say they were fools
yet mother will still make me coins
The convent she wanted to join
But one look at their rules
Made her say they were fools
yet mother will still make me coins
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el lobsterino is back in town! 
Time is not a memorial
it is the pasture where man lies in wait
The lugubrious Lobs
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

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