Manly Noises and Words

I need help, because I am married to Mr. Silence... It has come to my attention that I use female... female and noises with my male characters.

What is a manly word for giggle?

What kind of noises does a man make when he pauses? ahem, ugh... ?? help me out here...

And lovemaking... what do you guys call it. My husband calls it a lot of things... most not mentionable here.. but he does on occassion refer to it as lovemaking... or making love... I don't want to use the term sex... it needs to be more refined... I think...

thanks

What is a manly word for giggle?

Chuckled, grunts, snickers.

What kind of noises does a man make when he pauses? ahem, ugh... ?? help me out here...

Clears his throat, sighs, breathes through nose deeply.

And lovemaking... what do you guys call it. My husband calls it a lot of things... most not mentionable here.. but he does on occassion refer to it as lovemaking... or making love... I don't want to use the term sex... it needs to be more refined... I think...

Tough one if you won't let me use what I'm sure your husband calls it . Sex would probably be the main term, but you don't want to use that one either. *sighs and clears throat*

I agree with Anthony on chuckle.

My father says Umm often.

Sex, 'do it', makin' love, or make love. Or something like..
"How about you and me get busy for three minutes?" He nodded towards the bedroom door, a look of hope on his face.

Thanks Anthony and Turkey... I like snickers...

Three minutes?? Okay... I'll be good...

I want more than three minutes though... :)

Then there's the fluid belch that flattens small dogs, wilts house plants, and manages to covey a linguistic resemblance to a CroMagnon's 'come hither' request, with a bit less grace. :}

TurKeyLurKey wrote:I agree with Anthony on chuckle.

My father says Umm often.

Sex, 'do it', makin' love, or make love. Or something like..
"How about you and me get busy for three minutes?" He nodded towards the bedroom door, a look of hope on his face.

Three minutes???? That's like humming the Jeopardy theme song 6 times in your head!! Wow.

"does your little furry friend want to come out and play?" was mr. shakey's most romantic suggestion. "i'm gonna boff your eyes out!" was an expression of boiling passion--s6

LOL!!!

I used to hear "got a minute?" yes, it was hyperbole at its finest.

Chortle might work for giggle, although its not one of my favorite words!

HeronW wrote:Then there's the fluid belch that flattens small dogs, wilts house plants, and manages to covey a linguistic resemblance to a CroMagnon's 'come hither' request, with a bit less grace. :}

depends on my mood-but the above is bordering on geniusotic! I have rarely heard it so well defined-as to the rest Joyce?

some good words regarding the giggle thing-now you did ask right?

Regarding most of your other questions i can only answer for myself-it is in my screaming eyes-understand-I am a quiet man in reality-i believe that sex is for animals and a good constitutional-i make love-i speak little I must admit-but if you have a male MC it rather depends on the character you have built for him right? Me? There is nothing like a dame-they are as my children, I seek only to give them pleasure first and foremost-then there are the disciplinary situations that if handled right and without egocentrictic Ka Ka-german for shit-both people can or seem to be able to receive goodly amount of pleasure and a sold feeling of being needed-like i said depends on the character you have built----now i am gonna go rape and peyelage-love El Lobsterino-wait i have to put on me mask!!!!

AmandaLyn wrote:Three minutes???? That's like humming the Jeopardy theme song 6 times in your head!! Wow.

Da-da-dum-dum, dum-de-dum, dat-duh-dum-dum, dum-dum-dumb!

Huh??? WHAT? The song's over?

lobster 2 wrote:----now i am gonna go rape and peyelage-love El Lobsterino-wait i have to put on me mask!!!!

Make one of those fancy Z's on the lady, El Lobsterorro.

What about a good old fashioned boink? Or sometimes he just points at his "zipper" and grins like Smilin' Bob.

Chuckle is a quiet laugh.

Sighs are usually the "I told you so" or "why did I marry you twice?" noises. Followed by "I keep you for the entertainment value."

"Haha!"
guffawed
bellowed
roared
"Hmm..."
stopped
waited
*checks watch*
"Wanna do it?"
"What are you wearing under all those clothes?"
"why don't you wait up for me till after the game's over, Dear?"
"Are you asleep?"
"Hey, let's go watch Jeopardy in the bedroom tonight...."

HeronW wrote:Then there's the fluid belch that flattens small dogs, wilts house plants, and manages to covey a linguistic resemblance to a CroMagnon's 'come hither' request, with a bit less grace. :}

But how would you describe that? Fluid belch? :)... good idea

Fluid belch? Is that where you're a little bit sick in your mouth?